The man on the street turns back and stops, looking puzzled. Fingal notices, and hesitates too.<\/p>\n
“Did you used to wear glasses?” asks the man.<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry?” says Fingal. “Do I…?”<\/p>\n
The man turns away. Fingal shakes his head and almost runs into a pudgy woman in sweatpants.<\/p>\n
“You haven’t aged a day,” she chuckles.<\/p>\n
“Yes I have,” he says, “ma’am.”<\/p>\n
“Why did you shave your head?” asks a homeless man. “Where is your silver crown?”<\/p>\n
“I’m not who you think I am!” shouts Fingal.<\/p>\n
“You will be,” murmurs someone in the gathering crowd, and wipes scented oil on his forehead.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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