{"id":2527,"date":"2009-06-11T21:49:08","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=2527"},"modified":"2009-06-11T21:49:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-12T05:49:59","slug":"yolanda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/06\/11\/yolanda\/","title":{"rendered":"Yolanda"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Props to Miss Hillary E.\">\n<p>The wave of gray bodies lurches forward, eyes rolled back, broken nails outstretched.  &#8220;There&#8217;s too many!&#8221; gasps Narciso, knocking five of them down with one kick.  &#8220;We have to dance-fight harder!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Team Assembl&eacute;!&#8221; shouts Yolanda.  &#8220;It&#8217;s time!  Routine&#8230;  <i>Baryshnikov Omega!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His compatriots slide into place around him, then explode into a fury of flips and kicks.  The black-suited ranks of the horde fall back, and there&#8211;a gap, a way out&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>But standing at the end is Boss Monster, his grin wicked and bright.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Time to face the music,&#8221; he rasps, and draws the Stop Dancing from its sheath.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wave of gray bodies lurches forward, eyes rolled back, broken nails outstretched. &#8220;There&#8217;s too many!&#8221; gasps Narciso, knocking five of them down with one kick. &#8220;We have to dance-fight harder!&#8221; &#8220;Team Assembl&eacute;!&#8221; shouts Yolanda. &#8220;It&#8217;s time! Routine&#8230; Baryshnikov Omega!&#8221; His compatriots slide into place around him, then explode into a fury of flips and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1250,1249,1251],"class_list":["post-2527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boss-monster","tag-narciso","tag-yolanda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2527"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2530,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2527\/revisions\/2530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}