“Will you offer us fealty, Spartan?” grins the Persian emissary.<\/p>\n
“‘Fraid not,” drawls Leonidas. “Those Athenian homos already said no, right? We do have a reputation.”<\/p>\n
They throw the emissary in a well.<\/p>\n
“The Athenian well was way deeper,” he calls up.<\/p>\n
Leonidas frowns. “Oh. Okay, we’ll… look around for one. Somebody haul them up?”<\/p>\n
“The Athenians actually wanted to resolve everything by dance-off!”<\/p>\n
“We could do that,” says Leonidas. His generals mumble protests. “Dudes! We’re not going to be outdone by homos!” he shouts.<\/p>\n
Leonidas’s boyfriend whispers in his ear.<\/p>\n
“Oh,” says the king. “Th-that’s what homo means?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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