Owlbears with machine guns! WHOOOR!<\/p>\n
“What kind of roar is that?” pants Sandal as she slams the stairwell door; bullets rattle off the other side. “Are they trying to eat me or protest my choice in relationships?”<\/p>\n
“Hopefully neither,” grunts Bud, hauling himself up the stairs and fishing something out of his shirt. Below, talons rip open the steel door. Sandal scrambles onto the roof.<\/p>\n
“Okay!” she gasps. “Now what?” But Bud’s busy, blowing red-faced into a busted whistle.<\/p>\n
“WHOOOR!” shriek the owlbears, piling out. Bud drops the whistle and grins. Sandal sees swooping shadows, sudden hope, looks up: orcabats.<\/i><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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