They Shall Breathe Ashes, the famous assassin, and her assistant Shelby are crashing a wedding. They is wearing a red carnation; Shelby has long sleeves. The people on the right think Shelby is They’s daughter (those on the left, her date).<\/p>\n
“And how do you know Enrico?” says a curious gentleman with glasses and not enough hair.<\/p>\n
“I’m going to kill him,” says They, and winks outrageously. The table loves it: a jealous ex!<\/p>\n
“Isn’t he vegetarian?” says Shelby, in that lovely contralto voice.<\/p>\n
“That’s right.”<\/p>\n
“Then why are they serving Caesar salad?”<\/p>\n
“It’s salad,<\/i>” says the gentleman, a little confused.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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