They Shall Breathe Ashes, the famous assassin, and her assistant Shelby are on a red carpet. They is wearing a sweeping gown in cream; Shelby, a suit and a hint of rouge.<\/p>\n
“TSBA!” shouts a man behind the velvet rope. “What was it like working with Kelsey Grammer?”<\/p>\n
“You have no idea,” They purrs.<\/p>\n
“They, did you really kill the Queen?” shouts a woman.<\/p>\n
“If I did, I’d have to kill you too.”<\/p>\n
“How would you do that,” the man shouts, “in front of all these cameras?”<\/p>\n
Shelby drops an infrared grenade. It fires.<\/p>\n
“That didn’t do anything,” shouts the man.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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