{"id":212,"date":"2006-07-07T07:05:30","date_gmt":"2006-07-07T12:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/07\/07\/bosco\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T20:56:01","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T04:56:01","slug":"bosco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/07\/07\/bosco\/","title":{"rendered":"Bosco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bosco starts dieting, and loses so many inches off his waist that his belt generates a Mobius paradox.  Time skids on a corner around it; light goes weird as it tries to operate in space that&#8217;s traded its curve for a Mercator projection.  Things warp.<\/p>\n<p>Bosco has only a second to take a deep breath before he&#8217;s sucked headfirst through the singularity in his belly button.  The warp implodes and tosses him out onto a white and alien prairie:  blue suns, drifting helium beasts, a sharp whiff of chlorine.  Bosco is humanity&#8217;s startled envoy to a new frontier.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to dieting!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bosco starts dieting, and loses so many inches off his waist that his belt generates a Mobius paradox. Time skids on a corner around it; light goes weird as it tries to operate in space that&#8217;s traded its curve for a Mercator projection. Things warp. Bosco has only a second to take a deep breath [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1439],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bosco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2740,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions\/2740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}