The catpod zooms over to the narrow kitchen cabinet, where its occupant spends like twenty minutes batting the door open and closed with one soft paw.<\/p>\n
“Can you please make her stop?” winces Michelov as it crashes shut yet again, jangling the crockery.<\/p>\n
“No, dear. She knows exactly where to hover so I can’t reach her,” says Felda.<\/p>\n
“You should spray her.”<\/p>\n
“No, Michelov.”<\/p>\n
“Moooom!”<\/p>\n
“That’s enough. Just let her play.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know why the dumb cat gets antigravity and I don’t,” he grumbles.<\/p>\n
The catpod hums quietly over to sit, purring and kneading, directly in front of the TV.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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