Fire Escape from Death Mountain!<\/p>\n
“I just didn’t expect it to be a fire escape<\/i> exactly,” mutters Bezel. “More an escape<\/i> from a fire.<\/i> Like on snowboards.”<\/p>\n
“I can’t snowboard.” Antony follows down the rusty metal stairs. A few people are using the fire escape as a makeshift balcony, grilling out, watering window boxes.<\/p>\n
“Also, the mountain is misnamed,” Bezel says.<\/p>\n
“You think so?” inhales an aging woman in her bathrobe, outside on a smoke break.<\/p>\n
“Yes,” says Bezel. “Where’s the death?”<\/p>\n
The old lady points a shaking cigarette at him. “These things,” she says hollowly, “are going to kill me.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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