{"id":195,"date":"2006-08-01T11:03:38","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T16:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/01\/beloit\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T21:35:12","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T05:35:12","slug":"beloit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/01\/beloit\/","title":{"rendered":"Beloit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to canon, Beloit&#8217;s fencing skills were removed via neurosurgery by the Uncouth Irrawaddy, but Beloit disagrees, and stabs canon in the arm.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not bad for a lobotomy victim,&#8221; he taunts.  Canon swings one bladed pseudopod; Beloit dodges over the left balcony railing.  Canon says that&#8217;s the side with the giant rotating fan blades.  Beloit jams his rapier into the wall and drags himself to a dangling stop.  &#8220;Okay,&#8221; he gasps, &#8220;but the Heliocrashers destroyed the generator here, want to explain that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Canon erupts six competing theories and staggers, oozing.   Beloit draws his dagger and prepares to help pare them down.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to canon, Beloit&#8217;s fencing skills were removed via neurosurgery by the Uncouth Irrawaddy, but Beloit disagrees, and stabs canon in the arm. &#8220;Not bad for a lobotomy victim,&#8221; he taunts. Canon swings one bladed pseudopod; Beloit dodges over the left balcony railing. Canon says that&#8217;s the side with the giant rotating fan blades. Beloit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1459,1460,1461],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beloit","tag-canon","tag-the-uncouth-irrawaddy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2766,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/2766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}