{"id":192,"date":"2006-08-04T22:59:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-05T03:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/04\/sheila\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T21:37:14","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T05:37:14","slug":"sheila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/04\/sheila\/","title":{"rendered":"Sheila"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"You didn't think I was going to make it, did you!  NO FAITH.\">\n<p>&#8220;Bitch why you hanging out with my <i>boyfriend,<\/i>&#8221; inquires Sheila.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ain&#8217;t my fault,&#8221; intones Kristy in the ancient dialect, &#8220;you can&#8217;t keep you man on a leash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheila nods.  &#8220;I know you just di&#8217;in&#8217;it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The two bare carbon-edged nagamaki.  Their seconds, standing back, quickly affix faux mascara tears.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s on now!&#8221; says Kristy.  &#8220;Uno!  Dos!  Tres!  Catorce!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They spring; they land.  Sheila&#8217;s sleeve flutters earthward, but Kristy crumples.<\/p>\n<p>The boy in question stands at the door in full burqa.  &#8220;Bloody codger,&#8221; he whispers.  &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheila kneels by Kristy to cradle her head.  &#8220;Because sometimes,&#8221; she murmurs, &#8220;it bees like that.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bitch why you hanging out with my boyfriend,&#8221; inquires Sheila. &#8220;Ain&#8217;t my fault,&#8221; intones Kristy in the ancient dialect, &#8220;you can&#8217;t keep you man on a leash.&#8221; Sheila nods. &#8220;I know you just di&#8217;in&#8217;it.&#8221; The two bare carbon-edged nagamaki. Their seconds, standing back, quickly affix faux mascara tears. &#8220;It&#8217;s on now!&#8221; says Kristy. &#8220;Uno! Dos! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1466,1465],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kristy","tag-sheila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2771,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/2771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}