{"id":189,"date":"2006-08-09T07:04:07","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T12:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/09\/van-pil\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T21:39:25","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T05:39:25","slug":"van-pil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/09\/van-pil\/","title":{"rendered":"Van Pil"},"content":{"rendered":"
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At Masticon University there’s Kerbico College, which has the Hackintooth Library, whose Portineau Rotunda holds the Ravelock Table, where the philosophers dine.<\/p>\n

“Let’s have a revolution,” shouts Van Pil over spaghetti.<\/p>\n

“Seconded!” says Guordon.<\/p>\n

“Motion passes!” says Bahn. “Revolving what?”<\/p>\n

“We hereby abolish the notion of property,” says Van Pil. “Own not, want not! Theft no crime! All university nonproperties are hereby siezed and donated back<\/i> to the university by Phi Sigma Tau!”<\/p>\n

“Tax writeoff!” The Philosophers cheer, and raise high their forks.<\/p>\n

“Oop, that’s my fork,” says Guordon.<\/p>\n

Van Pil harrumphs. “Again, all property–”<\/p>\n

“Only,” nods Guordon, “it’s my fork.”<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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