“You’re shrinking,” frowns Jade.<\/p>\n
“I have french fries and beer three meals a day!” South protests.<\/p>\n
Seven, waiting, laughs and shakes his head. “You think your diet affects your weight? What century are you from?”<\/p>\n
South quirks an eyebrow. “What does, then?”<\/p>\n
“Chakras,” Seven says gravely.<\/p>\n
“I mean it, South, Bailey asked for your measurements,” says Jade. “You’re supposed to look healthier on camera every week, and I don’t want to pad your coats.”<\/p>\n
“Call me Hansel,” says South. “I’ll try.” He straightens his arm for sleeve length and luxuriates in it, the strange and pleasant sensation of the tailor’s tape.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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