{"id":1823,"date":"2009-04-30T07:00:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T15:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2009-04-29T22:42:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T06:42:49","slug":"the-conquistador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/04\/30\/the-conquistador\/","title":{"rendered":"The Conquistador"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill and Jerry emerge from Shoe Circus companionably, churros in hand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are they ever gonna come out with something that will make our computers moist and chewy like cake?&#8221;  asks Jerry.  &#8220;So we can just eat them while we&#8217;re working?  If it&#8217;s yes, give me a signal.  Adjust your shorts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bill gives his butt a wiggle.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I <i>knew<\/i> it,&#8221; Jerry exults.<\/p>\n<p>They part ways, but the code phrase has been uttered:  the nanites in Jerry&#8217;s churro twinkle to life and begin replication.  He grins, feeling the old surge of transhuman uplift.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time, once more, for them to save the world!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill and Jerry emerge from Shoe Circus companionably, churros in hand. &#8220;Are they ever gonna come out with something that will make our computers moist and chewy like cake?&#8221; asks Jerry. &#8220;So we can just eat them while we&#8217;re working? If it&#8217;s yes, give me a signal. Adjust your shorts.&#8221; Bill gives his butt a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[509,508],"class_list":["post-1823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bill","tag-jerry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1824,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1823\/revisions\/1824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}