“We fight all the time!” says Brutus. “I don’t see what the big deal is if I want a divorce.”<\/p>\n
“You are throwing her over for your cousin,” Caesar points out.<\/p>\n
“We’re in ancient Rome!” says Brutus. “That’s probably cool here!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but–just a second,” says Caesar, reaching into his toga.<\/p>\n
beware the idea of march,<\/span> says the message.<\/p>\n “I hate this predictive texting crap,” Caesar mutters. “What does that mean? The idea of match? The idea of Mark? Hey, you think this is about Mark maybe?”<\/p>\n Brutus just stares at Caesar’s Blackberry, hungry to have it for his own.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “We fight all the time!” says Brutus. “I don’t see what the big deal is if I want a divorce.” “You are throwing her over for your cousin,” Caesar points out. “We’re in ancient Rome!” says Brutus. “That’s probably cool here!” “Yeah, but–just a second,” says Caesar, reaching into his toga. beware the idea of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[501,500],"class_list":["post-1801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brutus","tag-caesar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1804,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions\/1804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}