{"id":180,"date":"2006-08-22T08:05:07","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T13:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/22\/miranda\/"},"modified":"2009-06-26T06:19:05","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T14:19:05","slug":"miranda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/08\/22\/miranda\/","title":{"rendered":"Miranda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lot doesn&#8217;t want to hurt tonight, so when bat with the nail in it makes contact he refers the pain to his crabby old aunt Renny in Fort Lauderdale.  She&#8217;s dead, but she left a forwarding address, so her neighbor (and sometime lover) Horton gets the pain instead.  Horton refers it to his lawyer.  The lawyer refers it to his go-to pain expert.  The expert sends it to Guam.<\/p>\n<p>Jumps and skips, fast as electrons down a nerve fiber, the pain skitters between continents and family trees.  Until finally it ends up with Miranda.<\/p>\n<p>It always ends up with Miranda.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lot doesn&#8217;t want to hurt tonight, so when bat with the nail in it makes contact he refers the pain to his crabby old aunt Renny in Fort Lauderdale. She&#8217;s dead, but she left a forwarding address, so her neighbor (and sometime lover) Horton gets the pain instead. Horton refers it to his lawyer. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1499,1497,1500,1498],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-horton","tag-lot","tag-miranda","tag-renny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2799,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions\/2799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}