“He seemed like such a nice young man,” says Mrs. Clenham as they pull another body out of the lime pit. “Quiet, polite, just kept to himself.”<\/p>\n
“Which is why we called the police,” says Mr. Clenham.<\/p>\n
“I’m not a freaking serial killer!” yells their struggling neighbor as the officers drag him to the car. “I hardly ever went into my back yard! I don’t even have a fence around it!”<\/p>\n
“Have you heard the rumors that he removed his victims’ corneas?” says a titillated reporter.<\/p>\n
“What a ghastly thing,” says Mrs. Clenham innocently. “I can’t imagine how those would taste.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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