“It says here that you’re the sole member of Vampyromorphida<\/i>,” says Judge Naeus, “and that your species name is infernalis<\/i>, literally ‘vampire squid from hell.’ Correct?”<\/p>\n
Vampire Squid confers with its attorney, who is also a squid (Loligo vulgaris<\/i>). “Yes, Your Honor.”<\/p>\n
“You survive at lightless depths in oxygen concentrations of 3%… you can flip inside out to appear in a frightening, spine-covered form called ‘pumpkin posture…’ I think I’ve seen enough here.” Naeus drops the folder. “I’m sorry, Vampire Squid, but you’re simply too cool to exist. Bailiff?”<\/p>\n
Vampire Squid escapes, of course, in a cloud of bioluminescent mucus.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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