{"id":1761,"date":"2009-03-31T22:40:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T06:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=1761"},"modified":"2009-03-31T22:40:26","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T06:40:26","slug":"marshall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/03\/31\/marshall\/","title":{"rendered":"Marshall"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Inspired in part by Tony P.\">\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to have to do things like pay the gas bill now,&#8221; says Inca.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know that,&#8221; says Marshall, and goes angrily to bed, alone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And the cable,&#8221; says Inca, riding a baseball avalanche.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Too many baseballs!&#8221; gasps Marshall, and wakes up to his phone rattling.  Gas bill on desk, says Inca&#8217;s text.<\/p>\n<p>Marshall gets up and works and comes home and sleeps.  Dreaming, he gets into a fight with his otter about who&#8217;s wasting all the hand soap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you remember the gas bill?&#8221; asks Inca.<\/p>\n<p>The otter stares at him and gives the soap one long, deliberate pump.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to have to do things like pay the gas bill now,&#8221; says Inca. &#8220;I know that,&#8221; says Marshall, and goes angrily to bed, alone. &#8220;And the cable,&#8221; says Inca, riding a baseball avalanche. &#8220;Too many baseballs!&#8221; gasps Marshall, and wakes up to his phone rattling. Gas bill on desk, says Inca&#8217;s text. Marshall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[476,475],"class_list":["post-1761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-inca","tag-marshall"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1761"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1763,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions\/1763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}