{"id":172,"date":"2006-09-01T07:19:37","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T12:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/09\/01\/candace\/"},"modified":"2009-06-26T06:23:12","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T14:23:12","slug":"candace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/09\/01\/candace\/","title":{"rendered":"Candace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Candace buys some peopleware and configures it to keep the children amused.  She comes back from Rotary to find it dented in the corner, nine-year-old Uriah standing over it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You have to kick it sometimes,&#8221; Uriah informs her, &#8220;or it locks up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>No mas!<\/i>&#8221; sobs the peopleware, trying to shield itself.<\/p>\n<p>Candace gets a Rottweiler, but the peopleware is totally incompatible.  She tries hacking it and manages to expose an interface, but she leaves it open for <i>one minute<\/i> and the Rottie&#8217;s in neck-deep.  Then Uriah finds it.  He tries his favorite reboot.<\/p>\n<p>The childware fares much better.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Candace buys some peopleware and configures it to keep the children amused. She comes back from Rotary to find it dented in the corner, nine-year-old Uriah standing over it. &#8220;You have to kick it sometimes,&#8221; Uriah informs her, &#8220;or it locks up.&#8221; &#8220;No mas!&#8221; sobs the peopleware, trying to shield itself. Candace gets a Rottweiler, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1506,1507],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-candace","tag-uriah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2810,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions\/2810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}