{"id":171,"date":"2006-09-04T08:55:29","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T13:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/09\/04\/marlo\/"},"modified":"2009-06-26T06:23:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T14:23:50","slug":"marlo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/09\/04\/marlo\/","title":{"rendered":"Marlo"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"I am a little wary of doing hunting stories ever since Leonard pointed out I do them WAY TOO OFTEN\">\n<p>Marlo goes on safari with a pop gun, the kind with neither caps nor a spark wheel but rather an actual cork that, when you pull the trigger, it pops out.<\/p>\n<p>She sneaks up on a lion, which is hard to do.  Pop!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ow!&#8221; says the lion.  &#8220;Careful!  I&#8217;m endangered, you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So&#8217;s my gun,&#8221; says Marlo, brandishing it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I meant you shouldn&#8217;t kill me,&#8221; says the lion.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t,&#8221; says Marlo, &#8220;I tranquilized you so you have to come to my party.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay,&#8221; says the lion.  Then they are friends and Tegan is not invited.<\/p>\n<p>THE MORAL<\/p>\n<p>Guns are bad!<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marlo goes on safari with a pop gun, the kind with neither caps nor a spark wheel but rather an actual cork that, when you pull the trigger, it pops out. She sneaks up on a lion, which is hard to do. Pop! &#8220;Ow!&#8221; says the lion. &#8220;Careful! I&#8217;m endangered, you know.&#8221; &#8220;So&#8217;s my gun,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1508],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-marlo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2811,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/2811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}