{"id":1601,"date":"2009-03-18T09:34:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T17:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/03\/18\/albertine\/"},"modified":"2009-03-18T09:34:13","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T17:34:13","slug":"albertine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/03\/18\/albertine\/","title":{"rendered":"Albertine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At nineteen Albertine is high on life and Canada, running penny-poor and rowdy with her tight-pantsed friends.  She&#8217;s trying to learn to smoke.  One more, she thinks, stubbing out on the 3 METERS FROM DOOR sign and lighting another.  One more and I&#8217;ll get it right!<\/p>\n<p>At twenty-nine she&#8217;s Californian:  naturalized and commuting by Prius, in tasteful skirts and tighter shoes.  The cigarettes are filched on furious breaks that leave her dizzy.  She hasn&#8217;t emailed most of those kids in years.<\/p>\n<p>At nine, Albertine is growing up to be a lion tamer, or, failing that, a fire hydrant.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At nineteen Albertine is high on life and Canada, running penny-poor and rowdy with her tight-pantsed friends. She&#8217;s trying to learn to smoke. One more, she thinks, stubbing out on the 3 METERS FROM DOOR sign and lighting another. One more and I&#8217;ll get it right! At twenty-nine she&#8217;s Californian: naturalized and commuting by Prius, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[276],"class_list":["post-1601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-albertine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}