“Relax, T,” grins Alex as they squeeze shoulders crowdwise. “We’re among your people.”<\/p>\n
“Toe wasn’t short enough?” asks Daniel. “It’s T now?”<\/p>\n
“I reject all nicknames that do not reduce aggregate syllable count,” says Tyler.<\/p>\n
“These are not my people,” says Toe, a little gray.<\/p>\n
“Remind me when we got our WonderCon badges, Daniel?” Alex grins wider.<\/p>\n
“Why, just after last year’s WonderCon, Alex.”<\/p>\n
“Attending a con with nerds doesn’t nerdify me,” grunts Toe. “I enjoy Star Wars. Star Wars is mass American pop culture.”<\/p>\n
“Granted,” says Alex, “but the lightsaber on your belt, T, that puts you over the line.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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