{"id":16,"date":"2007-04-09T02:46:57","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T07:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/04\/09\/joey\/"},"modified":"2009-07-16T14:32:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T22:32:16","slug":"joey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/04\/09\/joey\/","title":{"rendered":"Joey"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Most populations of koalas carry antibodies for the disease, indicating some level of exposure (Reed 2002).\">\n<p>&#8220;As long as placental mammals rule the planet, marsupials are victims of oppression,&#8221; says Joey, and downs a nicotini.  &#8220;Heeaghh,&#8221; he adds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you talking about interspecies classism again?&#8221; says Hexley.  &#8220;I&#8217;m calling you a cab.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, let him keep going,&#8221; giggles Quantis.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Marxupials!&#8221; says Joey.  &#8220;Proof by portmanteau!  Please dump out this drink and whoever invented it.  Can I have another?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t acquire the means of production,&#8221; says Hexley gently, &#8220;without tools.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The war is coming,&#8221; insists Joey.  &#8220;If you&#8217;re smart you&#8217;ll join me on the winning side!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then he goes out and gives a bunch of koalas chlamydia.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;As long as placental mammals rule the planet, marsupials are victims of oppression,&#8221; says Joey, and downs a nicotini. &#8220;Heeaghh,&#8221; he adds. &#8220;Are you talking about interspecies classism again?&#8221; says Hexley. &#8220;I&#8217;m calling you a cab.&#8221; &#8220;No, let him keep going,&#8221; giggles Quantis. &#8220;Marxupials!&#8221; says Joey. &#8220;Proof by portmanteau! Please dump out this drink and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1688,1689,1687],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hexley","tag-joey","tag-quantis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3038,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/3038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}