“Love potions are three dollars,” says Madame. “Thank you, come again.”<\/p>\n
“You’re misunderstanding,” says Natalie. “What I want is a potion to just make him sort of unhappy with her.”<\/p>\n
“So that he can go fool-eyed for you, yes? Three dollars.”<\/p>\n
Natalie shakes the bells in her hair. “A love potion would be cheating! I’d never know if he really wanted me or not. I just want to have an honest chance.”<\/p>\n
“Do you really think that absolves you of anything?” asks Madame, eyes heavy as smoke.<\/p>\n
“I’m plenty damned already,” says Natalie, “for letting him go the first time.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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