Mhing’s only a part-time secret assassin; his official position is Chosen Supervisor of the Glorious Municipal Plumbing System.<\/p>\n
“And my uncle says it IS your responsibility to fix the koi pond,” says Lai smugly.<\/p>\n
“I must beg a momentary excuse,” says Mhing, a blue sleeve in his peripheral vision.<\/p>\n
“Hurry up!” snaps Lai.<\/p>\n
Mhing does hurry: he vaults the garden wall, phoonts a blowdart at a quickly-stiffening court stenographer, and returns, unruffled, before Lai’s tea can cool.<\/p>\n
“My tea got cold!” says Lai. “I’m telling the Emperor!”<\/p>\n
Mhing regrets that killing Lai would make his assassinness considerably less secret.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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