“I’m sad we didn’t get admitted,” says Seth Rogen Character. “If only we could start our own college.”<\/p>\n
“But all we know about is pot!” moans McLovin Guy.<\/p>\n
They pause, for pot hits. Then:<\/p>\n
“I know!”<\/i><\/p>\n
They solicit marijuana-advocacy funding and get accreditation from a Canadian board; they build greenhouses and study soil acidity. They research, lobby and present their findings. The school makes a little bit of difference in the world.<\/p>\n
But there’s a twist! It was a pot dream all along.<\/p>\n
“We’re so high right now,” giggles Jonah Hill Character.<\/p>\n
Pot is so good at getting you high!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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