{"id":150,"date":"2006-10-03T12:42:59","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T17:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/03\/maynard\/"},"modified":"2009-08-26T21:34:49","modified_gmt":"2009-08-27T05:34:49","slug":"maynard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/03\/maynard\/","title":{"rendered":"Maynard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"I've been looking for an excuse to use this name for at least a month.\">\n<p>Servos whine and the cabinet doors whoosh open.  Maynard waggles the big remote self-consciously; Luna laughs and claps.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My friends wanted to volunteer at the soup kitchen, but no, I needed my teevee to live in a turbolift,&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They still have soup kitchens?&#8221; asks Luna.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only joking,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I have no friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then you&#8217;d better have lots more whooshy doors,&#8221; she says.  &#8220;This is best-friend-brunch-story gold.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can make whooshing sound effects while I open the wine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re having wine?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to need it,&#8221; he says, &#8220;before I let you see the bathroom.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Servos whine and the cabinet doors whoosh open. Maynard waggles the big remote self-consciously; Luna laughs and claps. &#8220;My friends wanted to volunteer at the soup kitchen, but no, I needed my teevee to live in a turbolift,&#8221; he says. &#8220;They still have soup kitchens?&#8221; asks Luna. &#8220;Only joking,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I have no friends.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1537,1536],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-luna","tag-maynard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3578,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions\/3578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}