“Because you are chosen ones,” whispers the old man. “Because the sorcerer is waking in the East and he will be searching for it. Because you four must save us all.”<\/p>\n
“Is this an RPG?” asks Toe. “I hate RPGs.”<\/p>\n
Alex snorts. “You cried every time you killed Tifa.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, are we going to bring up middle school?” Toe snaps. “Because we all did some things in middle school.”<\/p>\n
“What were you saying?” Alex asks the old man quickly.<\/p>\n
“Mix tapes,” says Toe. “With Disney showtunes.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t,” gasps Tyler.<\/p>\n
“Do you want kung fu or not?” yells the old man.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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