{"id":147,"date":"2006-10-06T07:14:49","date_gmt":"2006-10-06T12:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/06\/sandal\/"},"modified":"2009-07-02T21:42:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T05:42:12","slug":"sandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/06\/sandal\/","title":{"rendered":"Sandal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Seriously how is this ANY LESS WEIRD than HAMMERHEADS\">\n<p>The longhorn sharks mill around the buoy like people at a continental breakfast buffet who, having spotted the one remaining cheese danish, are now trying to figure out how to dive for it politely.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand,&#8221; whispers Sandal, &#8220;the evolutionary advantage here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, ramming&#8211;&#8221; Bud starts, before a fifteen-footer illustrates his point.  The buoy swings wildly; he plunges off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bud!&#8221; screams Sandal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay,&#8221; sputters Bud, treading gently back toward the buoy.  &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, I don&#8217;t smell like blood or anything, right?  Nice shark?  Nice sharky,&#8221; and then he pets one and tears all the skin off his palm.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The longhorn sharks mill around the buoy like people at a continental breakfast buffet who, having spotted the one remaining cheese danish, are now trying to figure out how to dive for it politely. &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand,&#8221; whispers Sandal, &#8220;the evolutionary advantage here.&#8221; &#8220;Well, ramming&#8211;&#8221; Bud starts, before a fifteen-footer illustrates his point. The buoy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1419,1420],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bud","tag-sandal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}