{"id":145,"date":"2006-10-10T07:47:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T12:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/10\/calidone\/"},"modified":"2009-07-02T21:42:56","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T05:42:56","slug":"calidone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2006\/10\/10\/calidone\/","title":{"rendered":"Calidone"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"The three-volley salute is not to be confused with the 21-gun salute, which uses cannon.\">\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a ripoff, to begin with,&#8221; says Calidone.  &#8220;They get seven people out there so it doesn&#8217;t sound like twenty-one shots, it sounds like three very loud ones.  Second, they&#8217;re not firing <i>at<\/i> anyone, so it&#8217;s a pretty empty form of revenge.  Finally, they use the M1 Garand, right?  First infantry-standard rifle in the world.  Beautiful weapon, the M1.  It&#8217;ll put a ball round two feet into soft tissue and you know what they load it with?  For your last salute?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ertanax doesn&#8217;t answer.  Calidone knocks pipe ash into the hole in Ertanax&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blanks,&#8221; he says sadly.  &#8220;Blanks.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a ripoff, to begin with,&#8221; says Calidone. &#8220;They get seven people out there so it doesn&#8217;t sound like twenty-one shots, it sounds like three very loud ones. Second, they&#8217;re not firing at anyone, so it&#8217;s a pretty empty form of revenge. Finally, they use the M1 Garand, right? First infantry-standard rifle in the world. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1541,1542],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-calidone","tag-ertanax"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2860,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/2860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}