{"id":1444,"date":"2009-02-13T07:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T15:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2009-02-24T11:16:35","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T19:16:35","slug":"maureen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/02\/13\/maureen\/","title":{"rendered":"Maureen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Originally this was about 'cancer of the continuity,' until I remembered that Checkerboard Nightmare already did that. Because CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE ALREADY DID EVERYTHING.\">\n<p>&#8220;Maureen Hopkins?&#8221;  The woman at the door flashes a badge.  &#8220;Continuity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maureen instinctively draws back into her apartment.  &#8220;Is this a&#8230;  TV-prank thing?&#8221; she asks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only sort of,&#8221; sighs the agent.  &#8220;We&#8217;ve already filmed the scene with your wound, so we need to establish it back here.  Hold still.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maureen tries to slam the door, but a boot wedges it open, and a knife reaches in to slice down her arm.  &#8220;Fuck!&#8221; she says.  &#8220;I&#8217;m calling the police!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, we need them here anyway.  And go throw up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By my calendar,&#8221; says Continuity, checking a clipboard, &#8220;you&#8217;re already pregnant.&#8221; <\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Maureen Hopkins?&#8221; The woman at the door flashes a badge. &#8220;Continuity.&#8221; Maureen instinctively draws back into her apartment. &#8220;Is this a&#8230; TV-prank thing?&#8221; she asks. &#8220;Only sort of,&#8221; sighs the agent. &#8220;We&#8217;ve already filmed the scene with your wound, so we need to establish it back here. Hold still.&#8221; Maureen tries to slam the door, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-maureen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}