“Wasabi,” says Daniel.<\/p>\n
“On a peppermint,” says Alex.<\/p>\n
“With ketchup,” says Daniel.<\/p>\n
“And a thing from the freezer,” says Alex, “that I don’t know what it is.”<\/p>\n
Toe squints at it. “I’ve eaten worse.”<\/p>\n
“Wait wait,” says Daniel, “the piece de gras<\/i>–” and lets fall one drop from the old man’s vial.<\/p>\n
Toe nods, satisfied. “Forty bucks.”<\/p>\n
Daniel and Alex whoop. Tyler leans over, hesitant as a man prodding a burning cat. “Look, whatever that stuff is, it’s not kung fu,<\/i>” he mutters. “It could be dangerous. Don’t you think we–”<\/p>\n
“Shh,” says Alex, and throws another five on the pile.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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