Lleyol Thrice-Damned just can’t seem to get the Chaos Gods on his cell lately. “Message 503,” chirps his handset. “\u00ce\u00a3\u00ce\u00ba\u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00ac \u00cf\u0192\u00cf\u2026\u00ce\u00bd\u00ce\u00bf\u00cf\u02c6\u00ce\u00af\u00ce\u00b6\u00ce\u00b5\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b1\u00ce\u00b9 \u00cf\u0192\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b9\u00cf\u201a \u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u0081\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b7\u00cf\u0081\u00ce\u00af\u00ce\u00b5\u00cf\u201a \u00cf\u0192\u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u201a!” Lleyol slaps it closed and stomps the gas in frustration, but his ’89 Nova accelerates only by a whimper. Car issues really are the worst of the Three Damnings.<\/p>\n
Koprakan’s waiting in the alley. “Well?”<\/p>\n
“I told you I wouldn’t get ahold of them,” says Lleyol. “Try again on the Unsolstice.”<\/p>\n
“I need that clean urine today! Damn you four<\/i> times!”<\/p>\n
Lleyol consumes Koprakan’s soul with his accurséd blade, naturally, but his heart’s not in it.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lleyol Thrice-Damned just can’t seem to get the Chaos Gods on his cell lately. “Message 503,” chirps his handset. “\u00ce\u00a3\u00ce\u00ba\u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00ac \u00cf\u0192\u00cf\u2026\u00ce\u00bd\u00ce\u00bf\u00cf\u02c6\u00ce\u00af\u00ce\u00b6\u00ce\u00b5\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b1\u00ce\u00b9 \u00cf\u0192\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b9\u00cf\u201a \u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u0081\u00cf\u201e\u00ce\u00b7\u00cf\u0081\u00ce\u00af\u00ce\u00b5\u00cf\u201a \u00cf\u0192\u00ce\u00b1\u00cf\u201a!” Lleyol slaps it closed and stomps the gas in frustration, but his ’89 Nova accelerates only by a whimper. Car issues really are the worst of the Three Damnings. Koprakan’s waiting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[293,292],"class_list":["post-1422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-koprakan","tag-lleyol-thrice-damned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1614,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions\/1614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}