{"id":1414,"date":"2009-01-21T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T15:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/01\/21\/jim-gemoules\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:30:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:30:48","slug":"jim-gemoules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/01\/21\/jim-gemoules\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim Gemoules"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen wholesale from Nick Harvey.\">\n<p>Jim Gemoules has been Secret President of North American for eighteen years and his hair has gone past white to nearly transparent.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anything else on the agenda?&#8221; he sighs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Almost done,&#8221; clicks the cyborg brainhost of D&#8217;Arcy McGee.  &#8220;Still need the secret schedule of gas prices for next quarter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jim Gemoules bites his lip.  &#8220;Confound them!  They&#8217;re a worse lever on the economy than the damn interest rate.  Any suggestions, folks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;An increase,&#8221; says the Emperor Norton.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A decrease,&#8221; snaps Braxxia of Centauri IV, &#8220;give them a break.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jim Gemoules looks out the window longingly, wondering if he&#8217;ll ever get parole.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim Gemoules has been Secret President of North American for eighteen years and his hair has gone past white to nearly transparent. &#8220;Anything else on the agenda?&#8221; he sighs. &#8220;Almost done,&#8221; clicks the cyborg brainhost of D&#8217;Arcy McGee. &#8220;Still need the secret schedule of gas prices for next quarter.&#8221; Jim Gemoules bites his lip. &#8220;Confound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[307,306,308,305],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-braxxia","tag-darcy-mcgee","tag-emperor-norton","tag-jim-gemoules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1623,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/1623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}