The tiny postapocalyptic biker gang dangles from Alejandro’s cursor as he tries to decide where in the desert to plop them down.<\/p>\n
“You’re addicted to that game,” she says.<\/p>\n
“It’s only addiction if my insurance covers it.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t have insurance.”<\/p>\n
“Shit,” he says, “I should take up smoking.”<\/p>\n
“Anyway, this box is the last of your stuff. Unless you want the towels.”<\/p>\n
“Nah,” he says, very lightly, “they’d smell like you.”<\/p>\n
“Shit,” she says, “I should take up smoking.”<\/p>\n
Alejandro drops the flailing bikers. They cheer and pop pixelated wheelies, until the one with the eyepatch dies of radiation poisoning.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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