{"id":1404,"date":"2009-01-09T07:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T15:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/01\/09\/cath\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:33:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:33:55","slug":"cath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2009\/01\/09\/cath\/","title":{"rendered":"Cath"},"content":{"rendered":"

“It’s not just the pilot and the copilot,” cries the flight attendant. “The federal air marshall is bleeding to death, and the only doctor on the plane is on fire!”<\/p>\n

Cath rises to her feet.<\/p>\n

“The wings are coming off!” shrieks the pregnant mother. “And the F-14s behind us are still firing!”<\/p>\n

Cath strides to the cockpit door.<\/p>\n

“It’s too much,” cries a priest, tearing off his collar. “I can’t even bring myself to pray!”<\/p>\n

“Everyone calm down!” Cath declares. “It’s going to be okay. I’m a sysadmin.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

That turns out to be very, very little help.<\/p>\n

(But a little!)<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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