{"id":1389,"date":"2008-12-19T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/19\/hector-2\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:39:10","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:39:10","slug":"hector-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/19\/hector-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Hector"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Stolen unapologetically from Andy Holloway.\">\n<p>Amelia:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8220;Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through; font-style: italic;\">if you can boun<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dear Amelia,<\/p>\n<p>I was going to start this thing off with some crappy poetry quote, but let&#8217;s face it, you deserve better than that.  You deserve better than anything you ever got from <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">my stupid roommate<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Amelia.<\/p>\n<p>Here it is:  I couldn&#8217;t stand it when you were always here with him, but it turns out it&#8217;s worse when you&#8217;re not.  I miss you.  Can I call?<\/p>\n<p>Yours, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Hecto<\/span><\/p>\n<p>HI, HECTO<\/p>\n<p>I AM JUST A TOILET, AND CANNOT RESPOND ANY <a href=\"http:\/\/garran.livejournal.com\/75850.html\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LOVE LETTER<\/a>.<br \/>\nTHANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION,<br \/>\nTOILET<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia: &#8220;Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her; if you can boun Dear Amelia, I was going to start this thing off with some crappy poetry quote, but let&#8217;s face it, you deserve better than that. You deserve better than anything you ever got from my stupid roommate Amelia. Here it is: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[332,173,333],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amelia","tag-hector","tag-toilet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1647,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions\/1647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}