{"id":1385,"date":"2008-12-15T07:00:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T15:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/15\/nicola\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:40:40","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:40:40","slug":"nicola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/15\/nicola\/","title":{"rendered":"Nicola"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"This may be my first shameless Sumana-bait story.\">\n<p>The thing about a Keynesian beauty contest is that, backstage, it&#8217;s just like every other kind.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But it&#8217;s not a beauty contest!&#8221; the organizer assures them.  &#8220;It&#8217;s a pageant, dedicated to recognizing the best in all of us!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s the duct tape?&#8221; calls Andretti.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Next to the pancake and spackle,&#8221; says the organizer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll do you if you do me,&#8221; says Nicola.<\/p>\n<p>Andretti grins gratefully and hoists herself against gravity.  &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t sure I&#8217;d even qualify for this,&#8221; she says.  &#8220;I mean, I&#8217;m only one-quarter Keynesian!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; Nicola says through the tape in her teeth, &#8220;we are all Keynesians now.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about a Keynesian beauty contest is that, backstage, it&#8217;s just like every other kind. &#8220;But it&#8217;s not a beauty contest!&#8221; the organizer assures them. &#8220;It&#8217;s a pageant, dedicated to recognizing the best in all of us!&#8221; &#8220;Where&#8217;s the duct tape?&#8221; calls Andretti. &#8220;Next to the pancake and spackle,&#8221; says the organizer. &#8220;I&#8217;ll do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[341,340],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-andretti","tag-nicola"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1651,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}