{"id":1384,"date":"2008-12-10T07:00:05","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T15:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/10\/mariette\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:41:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:41:27","slug":"mariette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/10\/mariette\/","title":{"rendered":"Mariette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The leggings Mariette wears to work on Wednesday are regrettable, and by noon she&#8217;s taking full advantage of that fact.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just want to go back in time and wear my skinny jeans instead,&#8221; she frets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;DUDE THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE REALLY SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR WISHES FOR,&#8221; says her genie uneasily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nope!&#8221; she slaps the table.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve decided.  I wish I&#8217;d worn the jeans this morning&#8211;under the black cotton skirt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Flash, bang!<\/p>\n<p>Mariette is pleased.  Her coworkers in the break room toss their lunch things in the garbage (they sort of hate that Mariette gets a genie).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The leggings Mariette wears to work on Wednesday are regrettable, and by noon she&#8217;s taking full advantage of that fact. &#8220;I just want to go back in time and wear my skinny jeans instead,&#8221; she frets. &#8220;DUDE THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE REALLY SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR WISHES FOR,&#8221; says her genie uneasily. &#8220;Nope!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[342],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mariete"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1654,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions\/1654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}