“Agnes is going to the library to pretend to study,” Agnes tells her phone. It processes this, and then, as she’s walking through the RFID sentinels, purrs something new from the feed.<\/p>\n
“No phones, please,” says the librarian in the wheelchair, like Agnes needs the extra guilt. She covertly wakes it again (muted) once she’s around the corner.<\/p>\n
Hector is in the library, her phone says, because there’s too much drama in his room.<\/p>\n
Agnes peeks down through the lightwell to confirm this. “Oh no, phone!” she whispers. “That means Jason–”<\/p>\n
Amelia and Jason ended their relationship, it hiccups.<\/p>\n
“:(,” Agnes sighs.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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