{"id":1379,"date":"2008-12-05T07:00:39","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T15:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/05\/jake-13\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:46:51","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:46:51","slug":"jake-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/05\/jake-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"(Rickets.)\">\n<p>Jake shakes white pseudocheese flakes onto his sausage and onion.  On the stereo, Perry Como demands that a snowman marry him, but the only precipitation out the window consists of soggy leaves.<\/p>\n<p>He hasn&#8217;t actually been outside in twenty-eight hours, and he wonders what it does to you, running out of vitamin D.  The lack of sunbeams to lounge in doesn&#8217;t seem to affect the cat.  Maybe he should be eating cat food.<\/p>\n<p>Supposedly the best cure for cabin fever is a good book.  Jake looks at his shelves for a while, then refreshes the Internet again, just in case.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jake shakes white pseudocheese flakes onto his sausage and onion. On the stereo, Perry Como demands that a snowman marry him, but the only precipitation out the window consists of soggy leaves. He hasn&#8217;t actually been outside in twenty-eight hours, and he wonders what it does to you, running out of vitamin D. The lack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786,365],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake","tag-perry-como"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1667,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions\/1667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}