{"id":1376,"date":"2008-12-02T12:09:24","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T20:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/02\/the-littlest-tarrasque\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:46:06","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:46:06","slug":"the-littlest-tarrasque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/12\/02\/the-littlest-tarrasque\/","title":{"rendered":"The Littlest Tarrasque"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Littlest Tarrasque wakes from its eons-long slumber and scratches its nose.  It&#8217;s sooo hungry!  It decides to maraud for food.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello there,&#8221; says a friendly adventurer while the Littlest Tarrasque is busy marauding at some minnows.  &#8220;Are you lost?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Littlest Tarrasque nods.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not take a nap in this rune-laden adamant chest?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But it turns out that&#8217;s a trap!  Those sneaky adventurers!  The Littlest Tarrasque giggles, and rends them joint from joint.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the Littlest Tarrasque rememembers that it eats rocks and burrows deep into the side of Mount Worldspine (there are lots of rocks in there).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Littlest Tarrasque wakes from its eons-long slumber and scratches its nose. It&#8217;s sooo hungry! It decides to maraud for food. &#8220;Hello there,&#8221; says a friendly adventurer while the Littlest Tarrasque is busy marauding at some minnows. &#8220;Are you lost?&#8221; The Littlest Tarrasque nods. &#8220;Why not take a nap in this rune-laden adamant chest?&#8221; But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[361],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-littlest-tarrasque"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1664,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions\/1664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}