{"id":1372,"date":"2008-11-26T23:34:24","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T07:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/26\/tufnels\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:44:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:44:59","slug":"tufnels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/26\/tufnels\/","title":{"rendered":"Tufnels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We missed you at Vesperfest,&#8221; says Brother Tufnels, with a gentle rebuke in his voice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was wrong not to attend, I know,&#8221; sighs Brother Rallen.  &#8220;I&#8217;ll be at Matinsfest and Laudsfest!  But I was moshing so hard to the Holy Chords that I lost consciousness, and&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Part of being a Metallic is judging for yourself the line between indulgence and righteous rocking.&#8221;  Tufnels is smiling now.  &#8220;Now, can I persuade you to help me sacrifice a baby goat on the dark altar?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT,&#8221; asks Brother van Sveren, who took vows of extreme loudness last year.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We missed you at Vesperfest,&#8221; says Brother Tufnels, with a gentle rebuke in his voice. &#8220;I was wrong not to attend, I know,&#8221; sighs Brother Rallen. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be at Matinsfest and Laudsfest! But I was moshing so hard to the Holy Chords that I lost consciousness, and&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;Part of being a Metallic is judging for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[355,354,356],"class_list":["post-1372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-rallen","tag-tufnels","tag-van-sveren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}