{"id":1369,"date":"2008-11-21T23:48:30","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T07:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/21\/barrymore\/"},"modified":"2009-03-23T17:43:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T01:43:25","slug":"barrymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/21\/barrymore\/","title":{"rendered":"Barrymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I knew the curse would come for him one day,&#8221; cries Barrymore over the old man&#8217;s body.  &#8220;It didn&#8217;t even mark his body&#8211;the sight alone must have been fright enough to stop his heart.  Damn that Deinonychus of the Baskervilles!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mortimer scoffs.  &#8220;You can&#8217;t possibly believe a dinosaur did this to him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not like a normal dinosaur,&#8221; says Barrymore.  &#8220;It&#8217;s a ghostly creature, scarred and hideous, eyes alight with vengeful flame!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Burning bog gas and an old man&#8217;s heart!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Far off in the mist, something krees like an enormous eagle, and the carriage pachys snuffle and stomp their feet.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I knew the curse would come for him one day,&#8221; cries Barrymore over the old man&#8217;s body. &#8220;It didn&#8217;t even mark his body&#8211;the sight alone must have been fright enough to stop his heart. Damn that Deinonychus of the Baskervilles!&#8221; Mortimer scoffs. &#8220;You can&#8217;t possibly believe a dinosaur did this to him!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s not like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[344,345],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barrymore","tag-mortimer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1656,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions\/1656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}