“Knock knock.”<\/p>\n
“Knock who?”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“You heard me.”<\/p>\n
“No, come on. Knock knock.”<\/p>\n
“Who’s there?”<\/p>\n
“Interrupting cow.”<\/p>\n
Silence.<\/p>\n
A pointed look.<\/p>\n
Silence.<\/p>\n
“You’re supposed to say ‘interrupting cow who’ so I can–”<\/p>\n
“MOO”<\/p>\n
“Fine, dammit, you tell one.”<\/p>\n
“Knock knock.”<\/p>\n
“Who’s–”<\/p>\n
“MOO”<\/p>\n
“NO!”<\/p>\n
“Did you think the cow was just going to leave?”<\/p>\n
“This isn’t a hypothetical door-opening scenario with persistent characters! It’s a purely linguistic construct!”<\/p>\n
“Okay.”<\/p>\n
“Okay?”<\/p>\n
“Okay.”<\/p>\n
“Knock knock.”<\/p>\n
“Who’s there?”<\/p>\n
“The Doctor.”<\/p>\n
“Doctor Who?”<\/p>\n
“Yes.”<\/p>\n
Silence.<\/p>\n
“Get it?”<\/p>\n
“Yyyes?”<\/p>\n
“I thought it was funny.”<\/p>\n
“I worked that out.”<\/p>\n
“And anyway you already took the interrupting–”<\/p>\n
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