“I’m taking Reaching the West Reaches and my friends,” says the emissary, cool and cocksure, silk-robed in black. “You can either profit by this or be destroyed.”<\/p>\n
Papa Bosom laughs and laughs.<\/p>\n
“You’re standing on–” Dog Shouting tries to hiss in warning from her lounging spot on the floor, but a yank on her leash chokes her off.<\/p>\n
“There will be no bargain, Hopeless Warrior,” purrs Papa Bosom in his wet and backward language. “I shall enjoy watching you die.”<\/p>\n
The guard’s bolter flies to the Princess’s hand: a flash and a crackle, a scream, and then the floor disappears.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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