“How long has it been since your last appointment?”<\/p>\n
“About two years,” Lowry mumbles around the hissing tube.<\/p>\n
“Mm hmm.” Dr. Andrus tugs his gently jaw downward and peers in, over half-moon glasses and the screen of a paper mask. “And have you had any lapses in your regimen?”<\/p>\n
“Well, I haven’t flossed enough,” says Lowry, “I mean, who does, but… Um. I drink a soda with dinner most days. Once in a while I chew ice.”<\/p>\n
“I see,” says Dr. Andrus gravely. “Well, let us pray.”<\/p>\n
Lowry sighs, and tries to remember how to start the Act of Dentition.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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