{"id":1358,"date":"2008-11-06T23:28:18","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T07:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/06\/khan\/"},"modified":"2009-07-22T07:10:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T15:10:13","slug":"khan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/06\/khan\/","title":{"rendered":"Khan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Jonathan Walton.\">\n<p>Constructing the pleasure-dome turns out to be a serious hassle because dome technology hasn&#8217;t yet escaped the Middle East.  They get a pleasure-yurt instead.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is a <i>big<\/i> yurt,&#8221; says Kazekami Kyoko.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not ten miles around, is it!&#8221; rages Kublai Khan.  &#8220;We couldn&#8217;t even fit a single incense-bearing tree!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about that one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a tea bag tied to a stick!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let me get out the dulcimer,&#8221; she says.  &#8220;A singalong will help you feel better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re killing me,&#8221; he groans.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;War brewing,&#8221; tuts his grandmother to herself, knitting away at a yurt cover for the winter.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Constructing the pleasure-dome turns out to be a serious hassle because dome technology hasn&#8217;t yet escaped the Middle East. They get a pleasure-yurt instead. &#8220;It is a big yurt,&#8221; says Kazekami Kyoko. &#8220;It&#8217;s not ten miles around, is it!&#8221; rages Kublai Khan. &#8220;We couldn&#8217;t even fit a single incense-bearing tree!&#8221; &#8220;What about that one?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1785,1784],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kazekami-kyoko","tag-kublai-khan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3136,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions\/3136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}