{"id":1354,"date":"2008-11-03T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-03T15:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/03\/the-organizers\/"},"modified":"2012-06-13T11:53:24","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T19:53:24","slug":"the-organizers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2008\/11\/03\/the-organizers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Organizers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During the Decline everybody gets bored with gladiation, so the organizers flail for new stunts to lure back audiences.  Men fighting women!  Men fighting lions!  Every spectator gets a free pair of sandals!  Women fighting lions!  Men fighting with potatoes!  Men fighting a fire!  Every spectator fighting a fire!  That one is sort of a retroactive promotion and they promise to build better exits.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the sack, of course, and they try out a new promotion:  men fighting the organizers!  Also lions!  And a fire!  But the Vandals don&#8217;t make any money off it (they are total crap at marketing).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the Decline everybody gets bored with gladiation, so the organizers flail for new stunts to lure back audiences. Men fighting women! Men fighting lions! Every spectator gets a free pair of sandals! Women fighting lions! Men fighting with potatoes! Men fighting a fire! Every spectator fighting a fire! That one is sort of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2708],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-book-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5268,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions\/5268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}